Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me.I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday!.Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ? Happy Birthday! Young beautiful businesswoman celebrating her birthday in office,blowing candles May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles.You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool.Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie ?.May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you?.I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you.If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars.It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird.
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